people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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