i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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