We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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