i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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