Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
