You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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