do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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