But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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