I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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