Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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