it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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