what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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