real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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