It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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