as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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