there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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