so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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