Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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