Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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