their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
ok first of all what the fuck
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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