Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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