its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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