im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize