She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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