we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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