question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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