He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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