I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
