Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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