Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
