I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She even gives head with a lisp.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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