I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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