I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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