I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
