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  I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night

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• Syphallia

  Submitted by lovepink768 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:36pm

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• came all over your True Religions?

  Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 16, 10 at 2:02pm

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• @firsty i'm sorry you just ate so many!!

  Submitted by pretzellls on Jul 17, 10 at 11:15am

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• Walk of shame ftw!

  Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 16, 10 at 1:34pm

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• Dirty waffle?

  Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 16, 10 at 3:33pm

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• Not even a fire hose can wash off shame and humiliation.

  Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:22pm

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• Cosby sweater? Tisk tisk...

  Submitted by fairamar on Oct 30, 10 at 2:40am

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• No amount of water can wash away regret and stds.

  Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Jul 16, 10 at 1:58pm

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• text me ;) seven oh seven six two eight2939 ;)

  Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 16, 10 at 1:36pm

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  • No one will text you because you are a 44 year old man-virgin sitting in your mothers basement playing World of Warcraft and freaking out about how psyched you are for Comic Con.

    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:36pm

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• oh that be a hoe

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 10 at 2:03pm

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• This text makes me firsty....ima drink some prezles :D

  Submitted by fuzzynutz on Jul 16, 10 at 1:55pm

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• These Soviet firehoses are actually quite good at quenching thirst. And hosing cum off Firsty's face. Two Billionth.

  Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:17pm

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• Then maybe you shouldn't be the recipient of a Cleveland Steamer.

  Submitted by marsho on Jul 16, 10 at 2:15pm

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• Set the house on fire?

  Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 16, 10 at 1:49pm

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• Was it jello wrestling, coz no hose can wash away skanky.

  Submitted by mordantmouth on Jul 17, 10 at 9:43am

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• Bukkake is never a good idea if your the cum sponge.

  Submitted by SillyShit19 on Jul 17, 10 at 5:04pm

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• use bleach, not water!

  Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 16, 10 at 9:55pm

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• these pretzels are making me Firsty

  Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 3:34pm

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• Hmmm... That good of a night! ,')

  Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 16, 10 at 3:29pm

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