i just had sex bonerless
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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