Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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