No subtext here. People are naked.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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