We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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