I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So I just went to clothing optional bar
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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