Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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