So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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