so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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