just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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