Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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