their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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