I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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