On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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