i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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