Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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