please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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