Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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