She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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