Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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