I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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