About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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