Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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