are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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