So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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