your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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