Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
