Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize