Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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