i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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